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REALLY!?! With Seth & Amy - 5/18/13

I do not understand half of these eurovision jokes but I’m sure in context they’re very funny

admiral-yousmator:

pakistani-munday:

nida azwer @ bridal week

d’aaww the kids all look better than the men <3

Oh, but the men look fuckin SEXY.

dickhowell:

how left out do you feel on a scale of 0 to america

[i gotta feeling by the black eyed peas plays at full volume]

*dentist slaughters family in front of you*

they’re bleeding because you don’t floss

JENNY!!!!

as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to

maxterbate:

Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr?

Free chocolate milk for everyone

i have just been informed on this